Ever look at a bestseller list, and think, “If I read all those books, I’d morph into a more intelligent, interesting, and impressive version of myself. I’d dominate cocktail parties and dinner table conversations with my literary prowess and witty rhetoric.” Maybe, in a fit of nerdy enthusiasm, you buy the one book that you’ve heard the most people or podcasts reference (and pretended you’d already read). Hopefully you read all of it and learn a few things, becoming slightly more intelligent, interesting and impressive. Then you go back to watching trashy reality television and useless sitcoms, and resume your average performance at dinner parties.

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Contest Rules

Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. To enter, head here to take a short survey. (Not working? That means you may have already taken this survey, or one similar; you can still enter the contest by sending the first word of the first survey quest to surveys@gawker.com.) You can also enter by sending your answer to the survey question (or the first word of the survey) and your contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: Kindle Survey, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York, NY 10012. The contest began on September 19 at 12:00 PM ET and ends on January 1 at 11:59 PM ET.